raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl
*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd
this one time i was arguing with a friend and they named an injured wrestler and i shouted “THEY ARENT EVEN ON THE MAIN ROOSTER!” and we both kinda paused and then i thought about a rooster being a professional wrestler and the argument just stopped because we were both laughing so hard
She pulled me in close and she said, “You’re the one. They chose you, long before you were ever in existence.” And I understood what she meant. Her touch could save the world but her kiss burns it to the ground. I love you, Sister Abigail.
when sami zayn debuts on the main roster i’m gonna need a stretcher and an ambulance